Ladies Ski Pants

Plus sized Ski Clothes? I'm just wandering do they do plus sized ski pants and jackets? I'm a lady and need a size 18, but all the places I've looked only go up to 16! Please help! Sorry I should have said. Its a UK size 18 I'm looking for. So UK shops only please!

Which snowboarding pants look better? Girls & Guys Help!? "Linda" pants in FUSCHIA http://www.foursquareouterwear.com/product.aspx?nvCl=C&collectionID=69&productID=130 or "Sammoff" Pants in BLACK PINSTRIPE http://www.foursquareouterwear.com/product.aspx?nvCl=C&collectionID=69&productID=129 Also just wondering if any ladies have had any pants by Foursquare and how do they fit?? I want them to be baggy like my Burton stowe med pants, and not fitted like skier pants. None of the ski shops around here have anything I like so I have to order them online. Any help would be great! Thanks for the help so far, Ive almost made my decision. Leaning towards the black samoff ones, I have a pair of white pants already. Really nobody likes the pink and black ones? :P Lol. I just wanted something that was going to be a little different on the hill.. definately a no go? I have a black jacket.

I need help finding a warm, mens - ski jacket for this winter? Hey guys, and ladies. I'm looking for a warm, waterproof jacket. But it can't be nylon. It'll get ripped and torn, plus I can't stand listening to myself walk. Like hearing snow pants. Overall feeling of that "zzippyness" isn't a turn on. Pricewise, I'd like too keep it low as possible. Atleast under 150. But if it's good quality and what I'm looking for, it's flexible. Uhm. Black is pretty boring. Along with silver. But bright red or blue is kind of faggy. I live in Vermont so I pretty much have to look online. Macy's is like 2 hours away. Hmm. It has too be something you could wear out too dinner with a ladie friend. I guess that's about it. I've looked at a countless number of sites, but looking over a couple hundred coats is making me nutty. Thankyou everyone who tries to help! Waterproof isn't a huge dal. I just hate throwing it in the dryer everytime I get home, or over the heater. Hoods are also fine either way. Thnx again

Wear to work/ the mall/ the gym? i know this may sound stupied but i lost a bet to my mother and now i gottta let yall choose what i wear with my uniform tomorrow i also have have to go get my ears pierced tomorrow after i get off of work at the mall and go get a pedicure also i have to go get to the gym it was part of the bet i lost oh yeah i work at a grocery store too and our managers don't care about what we wear either also it will be 70 degrees and t/storms red polo uniform shirt under shirts 1. white tank 2. white nike sleeveless shirt 3. red converse sleeveless shirt 4. white/ blue sleeveless shirt 5. dark grey fox bike racing shirt 6. navy blue sleeveless shirt 7. white billabong t-shirt pants 1. dark kahaki cargo pants 2. light kahaki cargo pants 3. kahaki walmart pants 4. kahaki cargo shorts Shoes 1. saucony running shoes 2. nike darts 3. vans new era's 4. a/e retro joggers i can't wear socks why my mother said so Accessories I would like to wear atleast 3-5 things please 1. Shell Anklet 2. Sharks tooth necklace 3. Timex Watch 4.Nike Watch 5. toe ring 6. Ron Jon Necklace 7. Herringbone Chain 8. rope chain 9. figaro chain 10. beaded necklace 11. aeropostal necklace 12. tribal necklace 13. ankha hemp necklace oh yeah for fun what should i wear under my pants 1. ladies panties 2. thong 3. boxers 4. commando Punishments/ exercise I have to do atleast 7-9 things 1. whartenberg pin wheel on the feet 2. crop on the feet 3. rowing machine 4. push ups 5. exercise bike/ spanking machine 6. crunches 7. feet/ butt spanker machine 8. sit ups 9. running on a treadmill 10 .ski machine 11. leg press How long 1. 5-10 minutes 2. 10-15 mins 3. 15-45- mins 4. 45-1hr 5. 1-3 hrs 6. 3-7 hrs

wear to work tomorrow? i know this may sound stupied but i lost a bet to my mother and now i gottta let yall choose what i wear with my uniform tomorrow i also have to go to the gym when i get off and exercise also it will be 99 degrees and sunny blue polo uniform shirt under shirts 1. white tank 2. white nike sleeveless shirt 3. red converse sleeveless shirt 4. white/ blue sleeveless shirt 5. green sleeveless shirt pants 1. black walmart cargo shorts 2. Urban up black shorts pants to wear after work to the gym 1.white addias mesh shorts 2.grey reebok shorts 3.navy blue reebok shorts 4. black meash shorts 5. green mesh shorts Shoes 1. white addidas skate shoes 2. nike darts 3. a/e retro joggers i can't wear socks why my mother said so Accessories I have to wear atleast 3-5 things please 1. panama jack necklace 2. Sharks tooth necklace 3. Timex Watch 4.Nike Watch 5. toe ring 6. Ron Jon Necklace 7. shell necklace 8. figaro chain 9. beaded necklace 10. aeropostal necklace 11. tribal necklace Punishments/ exercise I have to do atleast 7-9 things 1. whartenberg pin wheel on the feet 2. crop on the feet 3. rowing machine 4. push ups 5. exercise bike/ spanking machine 6. crunches 7. feet/ butt spanker machine 8. sit ups 9. running on a treadmill 10 .ski machine 11. leg press How long 1. 5-10 minutes 2. 10-15 mins 3. 15-45- mins 4. 45-1hr 5. 1-3 hrs 6. 3-7 hrs oh yeah for fun what should i wear under my pants 1. ladies panties 2. thong 3. boxers 4. commando also how should i wear my hair 1. pony tail 2. hair combed straight back 3. spiked

Wear with my uniform tomorrow? i know this may sound stupied but i lost a bet to my mother and now i gottta let yall choose what i wear with my uniform tomorrow i also have to go to the gym when i get off and exercise also it will be 99 degrees and sunny blue polo uniform shirt under shirts 1. white tank 2. white nike sleeveless shirt 3. red converse sleeveless shirt 4. white/ blue sleeveless shirt 5. green sleeveless shirt pants 1. black walmart cargo shorts 2. Urban up black shorts pants to wear after work to the gym 1.white addias mesh shorts 2.grey reebok shorts 3.navy blue reebok shorts 4. black meash shorts 5. green mesh shorts Shoes 1. white addidas skate shoes 2. nike darts 3. a/e retro joggers i can't wear socks why my mother said so Accessories I have to wear atleast 3-5 things please 1. panama jack necklace 2. Sharks tooth necklace 3. Timex Watch 4.Nike Watch 5. toe ring 6. Ron Jon Necklace 7. shell necklace 8. figaro chain 9. beaded necklace 10. aeropostal necklace 11. tribal necklace Punishments/ exercise I have to do atleast 7-9 things 1. whartenberg pin wheel on the feet 2. crop on the feet 3. rowing machine 4. push ups 5. exercise bike/ spanking machine 6. crunches 7. feet/ butt spanker machine 8. sit ups 9. running on a treadmill 10 .ski machine 11. leg press How long 1. 5-10 minutes 2. 10-15 mins 3. 15-45- mins 4. 45-1hr 5. 1-3 hrs 6. 3-7 hrs oh yeah for fun what should i wear under my pants 1. ladies panties 2. thong 3. boxers 4. commando also how should i wear my hair 1. pony tail 2. hair combed straight back 3. spiked

Wear as a punishment need outfit asap? what should i wear as a punishment tomorrow for skipping school also i have to go to the gym and exercise and get my feet tortured by my girlfriend also it will be 88 degrees and sunny shirts 1. white tank 2. white nike sleeveless shirt 3. red converse sleeveless shirt 4. white/ blue sleeveless shirt 5. navy blue sleeveless shirt 6. green tank top 7. white billabong t-shirt pants 1. white mesh shorts 2. light kahaki shorts 3. dark kahaki shorts Shoes 1. white addidas superstar skates 2. nike darts 3. vans new era's 4. a/e retro joggers i can't wear socks why my girlfriend said soo Accessories I would like to wear atleast 3-5 things please 1. panama jack necklace 2. Sharks tooth necklace 3. Timex Watch 4.Nike Watch 5. toe ring 6. Ron Jon Necklace 7. shell necklace 8. figaro chain 9. beaded necklace 10. aeropostal necklace 11. tribal necklace oh yeah for fun what should i wear under my pants 1. ladies panties 2. thong 3. boxers 4. commando Punishments/ exercise I have to do atleast 7-9 things 1. whartenberg pin wheel on the feet 2. crop on the feet 3. rowing machine 4. push ups 5. exercise bike/ spanking machine 6. crunches 7. feet/ butt spanker machine 8. sit ups 9. running on a treadmill 10 .ski machine 11. leg press How long 1. 5-10 minutes 2. 10-15 mins 3. 15-45- mins 4. 45-1hr 5. 1-3 hrs 6. 3-7 hrs

wear as a punishment need outfit asap? what should i wear as a punishment tomorrow for skipping school also i have to go to the gym and exercise and get my feet tortured by my girlfriend also it will be 88 degrees and sunny shirts 1. white tank 2. white nike sleeveless shirt 3. red converse sleeveless shirt 4. white/ blue sleeveless shirt 5. navy blue sleeveless shirt 6. green tank top 7. white billabong t-shirt pants 1. white mesh shorts 2. light kahaki shorts 3. dark kahaki shorts Shoes 1. white addidas superstar skates 2. nike darts 3. vans new era's 4. a/e retro joggers i can't wear socks why my girlfriend said soo Accessories I would like to wear atleast 3-5 things please 1. panama jack necklace 2. Sharks tooth necklace 3. Timex Watch 4.Nike Watch 5. toe ring 6. Ron Jon Necklace 7. shell necklace 8. figaro chain 9. beaded necklace 10. aeropostal necklace 11. tribal necklace oh yeah for fun what should i wear under my pants 1. ladies panties 2. thong 3. boxers 4. commando Punishments/ exercise I have to do atleast 7-9 things 1. whartenberg pin wheel on the feet 2. crop on the feet 3. rowing machine 4. push ups 5. exercise bike/ spanking machine 6. crunches 7. feet/ butt spanker machine 8. sit ups 9. running on a treadmill 10 .ski machine 11. leg press How long 1. 5-10 minutes 2. 10-15 mins 3. 15-45- mins 4. 45-1hr 5. 1-3 hrs 6. 3-7 hrs

please help i need a outfit asap? what should i wear as a punishment tomorrow for skipping school also i have to go to the gym and exercise and get my feet tortured by my girlfriend btw yes im gay also it will be 88 degrees and sunny shirts 1. white tank 2. white nike sleeveless shirt 3. red converse sleeveless shirt 4. white/ blue sleeveless shirt 5. navy blue sleeveless shirt 6. green tank top 7. white billabong t-shirt pants 1. white mesh shorts 2. light kahaki shorts 3. dark kahaki shorts Shoes 1. white addidas superstar skates 2. nike darts 3. vans new era's 4. a/e retro joggers i can't wear socks why my girlfriend said soo Accessories I would like to wear atleast 3-5 things please 1. panama jack necklace 2. Sharks tooth necklace 3. Timex Watch 4.Nike Watch 5. toe ring 6. Ron Jon Necklace 7. shell necklace 8. figaro chain 9. beaded necklace 10. aeropostal necklace 11. tribal necklace oh yeah for fun what should i wear under my pants 1. ladies panties 2. thong 3. boxers 4. commando Punishments/ exercise I have to do atleast 7-9 things 1. whartenberg pin wheel on the feet 2. crop on the feet 3. rowing machine 4. push ups 5. exercise bike/ spanking machine 6. crunches 7. feet/ butt spanker machine 8. sit ups 9. running on a treadmill 10 .ski machine 11. leg press How long 1. 5-10 minutes 2. 10-15 mins 3. 15-45- mins 4. 45-1hr 5. 1-3 hrs 6. 3-7 hrs

blonde jokes? Why do blondes get confused in the ladies toilet? *because they have to pull their own pants down* What's a blonde's idea of dental floss? *pubic hair* What does a blonde and a moped have in common? *they're both fun to ride, until a friend sees you on one* Why can't blondes water ski? *because when they get their crotch wet they think they have to lie down* Have you heard about the new paint called 'blonde' paint? *it's not very bright, but it spreads very easily*

what are the funniest first date stories you have ever heard? Here is one i heard........... Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most > embarrassing > first date that a woman ever had. > > The winner described her worst first date > experience. There was > absolutely no question as to why her tale took the > prize! She said it > was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the > guy had taken her > skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , > Utah . > > It was a day trip (no overnight). They were > strangers, after > all, and truly had never met before. > > The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until > they were > headed home late that afternoon. > > They were driving back down the mountain, when she > gradually > began to realize that she should not have had that > extra latte. > > They were about an hour away from anywhere with a > rest room and > in the middle of nowhere! > > Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which > she did for a > while. > > Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow > going, there > came a point where she told him that he had better > stop and let her go > beside the road, or it would be the front seat of > his car. They stopped > and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked > her pants down and > started. > > In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so > she let her > butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. > > > Her companion stood on the side of the car watching > for traffic > and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from > peeking. All she > could think about was the relief she felt despite > the rather > embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing > however, she soon > became aware of another sensation. > > As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady > discovered her > buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. > > > Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came > to mind as > she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy > metal. It was quickly > apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the > extreme cold. > > Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor > of the moment , she > answered her date's concerns about "what is taking > so long" > with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt > off and in need of > some assistance!" > > He came around the car as she tried to cover herself > with her > sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his > eyes, he burst out > laughing. > > She too, got the giggles and when they finally > managed to > compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. > > Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they > also were > faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take > something hot to > free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy > metal! > > Thinking about what had gotten her into the > predicament in the > first place, both quickly realized that there was > only one way to get > her free. > > So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date > proceeded > to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. > As the audience > screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show > prize hands down... > > Or perhaps that should be "pants down". And you > thought your > first date was embarrassing. > > > Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became > her husband > and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. >

period coming at a bad time? i'm supposed to get my period the week of the 15th this month, and i'm going to vermont with my friend that week. I've been looking forward to it for sooo long, and i'm pissed now! i know there's no way to make my period come earlier or later, but idk how i'm gonna carry around my tampons and stuff. I doubt i'll be taking bags w/ me to the actual resort where we're gonna ski, so idk where to put tampons. I guess i could keep a few in the pocket/s of my jacket/snow pants? any advice to make this vacation go smoother would be very helpful, and we are also gonna go snowmobiling the first weekend we're up there, do you think this will be uncomfortable w/ a tampon in? thanks ladies (i'm 15 so bc is not an option, i'm not really looking for ways to make it stop, just ways to help make it more discreet)

Periods coming at a bad time? i'm supposed to get my period the week of the 15th this month, and i'm going to vermont with my friend that week. I've been looking forward to it for sooo long, and i'm pissed now! i know there's no way to make my period come earlier or later, but idk how i'm gonna carry around my tampons and stuff. I doubt i'll be taking bags w/ me to the actual resort where we're gonna ski, so idk where to put tampons. I guess i could keep a few in the pocket/s of my jacket/snow pants? any advice to make this vacation go smoother would be very helpful, and we are also gonna go snomobiling the first weekend we're up there, do you think this will be uncomfortable w/ a tampon in? thanks ladies

Is this the most embarrassing first date? 1st Date On the Tonight show We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake! Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She, too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing! !! Jay Leno's comment... "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off!" Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

did you ever have a worst date than this? We have all had bad dates.... but this takes the cake. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment, "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."

Embarassing first date (true story)? We have all had bad dates, but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize, hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."

Joke Freezing her butt off? Very funny! If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not! This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." ..And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off." I wish I knew that's kinda intamate for a first date..LOL I don't know, If it were me I would go again.. Sounds like a nice guy..

Sticky First Date. A little long but read FUNNY? Sticky First Date If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold..and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants downand started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

This is hilarious!!! Read it!!!? This is a first date NIGHTMARE! If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she shou ld not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from t he grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment... "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off. Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

Isn't this funny and cute at the same time and gross read...? Sticky First Date If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold..and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants downand started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. : ] if your going to write omfg why did you post this to read? cause its so long then don't reply at all cause I don't feel like hearing bull crap no one told you to read in the first place its by choice :D

First Date? If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of no where! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously , as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment..."This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off." Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

Sticky First Date??? If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold..and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants downand started. In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic, and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

What was your most embarrassing first date? On The Tonight Show, Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. There was absolutely no question as to why this woman took the prize! She said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room. Her date suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she got out of the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place; both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. Jay Leno's comment: "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off." Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting next to her on The Tonight Show.

whats your most embrassing first date? She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car . They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. i think this girl wins! too funny

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here's the lyrics to He's a star by JUICE (for anyone who needs them)? I'm a star The prince is here Sugarhill is back (that's right bay-bee) And we get money, oww (Chorus) Dip we're alone in the whip With his pants saggin Ice on the neck and the wrist I wish that I had him Girls goin wilde tryin ta grab em Cause he's a star, yeah Dip we're alone in the whip With his pants saggin Ice on the neck and the wrist I wish that I had him Girls goin wild tryin ta grab em Cause he's a star Picture me rollin, holdin In the Benz wagon Pants saggin, wrists so heavy With that ice See, it got my hands draggin A young dude like a grown man In a Lance wagon Even in the Jetta They wanna jump on my bandwagon In Japan, I'm the man I'm with the hot beat Got all the chicks That's offering their kid, saki But that's not me (no no no) The ladies just love me They rush me to stop me Touch me to know I'm The real thing, no copy Please get your daughter She's callin me papi (papiii) Don't mean to sound cocky But the jewels that are Sylvester Stallone alone Make this Rocky (Chorus) I know this fly dude sickens you And it's itchin you You gonna need lil bit more than Some chicken soup You're gonna need a doctor And some surgery My nickname is 911 Emergency I know you heard of me J-U-I-C-E See me on MTV or BET You know I keep it hot I call my wrist Chris Rock Cause it's funny How I don't rock What other kids rock Honeys want me to scoop 'em And go for ice cream They wanna do nice things Like go sightseeing To the nets game Ice skate and jet skiing Cause they see the ice blingin And the nice benz (Chorus) Flights to Italy I keep that fresh mozzarella I'm in the Maserati Cooler than Fonzerelli They blowin up my celly And my BlackBerry I'm not mad at them Because they don't how to fella I'm into fettucinis Spaghetti string bikinis Step out the beamer blingie They say your boy is dreamy Everytime they see me They wanna jump the gun It's like @ Mickey D's They always want a number one I keep your kids stones Put you in the groundstones And when you call my phone You get a special ringtone You know I treat you good If you could have me, you would Now let me tell you baby If you could have me, you should

please tell me if these jokes are funny be warned these are crude? How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard." There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got. Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!" A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... 'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.' She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away." So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?" Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

The Very Beginning of my novel? How does it sound? Easy 10 Points.? Hey, this is the beginning of my novel. What do you think about it? Thanks ahead of time for all the awesome answers. ! Monday, 12:00 A.M. It started off like any other night in the confused mush that I called life. Except, I really didn’t know how much this one moment could change the whole system on. Breathing heavily, I could see the cold haze in front of me. I was waiting outside impatiently, freezing to the bone on a late December night. Hanging around outside the local pawn store, a friend of mine wanted to get one more sting in before we turned in for the night. The sound of my foot stepping on a glass bottle echoed in the alley way. Peering around the corner I noticed a woman coming down the sidewalk, rummaging through her purse; eyes down. What person would be out walking this late at night? Looking down at my watch, I grimaced. It was twelve-fifty-eight. Fuck. Robert was taking longer than usual and if this lady noticed the broken glass, she would call the cops. “Come on, come on,” I said while tapping my foot on the ground. The clicking sounds of the woman’s heels were banging in my ears. She was getting closer. Oh, no. Moving quietly in the shadows was Robert, his silhouette blending into the darkness. He smiled at me as I moved back to give him some space to get out. “Miss me?” Robert said while taking off his black ski mask. He jumped out from the shredded windows and he nicked his leg on a broken piece of glass. “Shit!” he whispered. Blood rushed from a deep gash on his leg. We were screwed, for sure. Rolling my eyes I peered around the corner again to see that the woman was only a couple of feet away. Without saying another word I grabbed Robert by the wrist and pulled him along, racing, his low whimper rung in my ears. Our footsteps echoed on the pavement and the guard dogs barked madly as we ran past them. Surely the woman saw the broken glass by now and the cops would be here in a matter of minutes. But even as I looked back I didn’t see anything and my mind was racing. What if she heard us? Or worse, what if they found the blood on that one shard of glass? Robert had an extensive record already, what the hell was going to happen if he got caught? For as long as I’ve known him; he would turn on anyone the second he knew he was in deep shit. We just had to keep running. Don’t stop. Keep running. I could feel the tug on my arm from Robert, he was slowing down. His breathing laborious. I stopped to turn around for several seconds; blood trailed behind us and his pant leg was soaked. He was losing a lot of blood. This was the end. I couldn’t risk going to any hospital, they might suspect something. A girl and a boy dressed in all black would come off as suspicious. I was forced to make the hardest decision, let him bleed out and leave a trail or, the most sensible thing to do, take him to the hospital? Robert’s green eyes stared back at me, droplets of sweat falling down his forehead. The nearest hospital was ten miles away and so we would have to hitch a ride. Groaning, I threw Robert’s arm around my shoulder, hoisting him up as we began to rush to the nearest intersection.

Who wants to read the beginning of my novel? (please don't click on this all at once) Easy 10 Points? Beginning of my novel. What do YOU think? Don't be shy. Monday, 12:00 A.M. It started off like any other night in the confused mush that I called life. Except, I really didn’t know how much this one moment could change the whole system on. Breathing heavily, I could see the cold haze in front of me. I was waiting outside impatiently, freezing to the bone on a late December night. Hanging around outside the local pawn store, a friend of mine wanted to get one more sting in before we turned in for the night. The sound of my foot stepping on a glass bottle echoed in the alley way. Peering around the corner I noticed a woman coming down the sidewalk, rummaging through her purse; eyes down. What person would be out walking this late at night? Looking down at my watch, I grimaced. It was twelve-fifty-eight. Fuck. Robert was taking longer than usual and if this lady noticed the broken glass, she would call the cops. “Come on, come on,” I said while tapping my foot on the ground. The clicking sounds of the woman’s heels were banging in my ears. She was getting closer. Oh, no. Moving quietly in the shadows was Robert, his silhouette blending into the darkness. He smiled at me as I moved back to give him some space to get out. “Miss me?” Robert said while taking off his black ski mask. He jumped out from the shredded windows and he nicked his leg on a broken piece of glass. “Shit!” he whispered. Blood rushed from a deep gash on his leg. We were screwed, for sure. Rolling my eyes I peered around the corner again to see that the woman was only a couple of feet away. Without saying another word I grabbed Robert by the wrist and pulled him along, racing, his low whimper rung in my ears. Our footsteps echoed on the pavement and the guard dogs barked madly as we ran past them. Surely the woman saw the broken glass by now and the cops would be here in a matter of minutes. But even as I looked back I didn’t see anything and my mind was racing. What if she heard us? Or worse, what if they found the blood on that one shard of glass? Robert had an extensive record already, what the hell was going to happen if he got caught? For as long as I’ve known him; he would turn on anyone the second he knew he was in deep shit. We just had to keep running. Don’t stop. Keep running. I could feel the tug on my arm from Robert, he was slowing down. His breathing laborious. I stopped to turn around for several seconds; blood trailed behind us and his pant leg was soaked. He was losing a lot of blood. This was the end. I couldn’t risk going to any hospital, they might suspect something. A girl and a boy dressed in all black would come off as suspicious. I was forced to make the hardest decision, let him bleed out and leave a trail or, the most sensible thing to do, take him to the hospital? Robert’s green eyes stared back at me, droplets of sweat falling down his forehead. The nearest hospital was ten miles away and so we would have to hitch a ride. Groaning, I threw Robert’s arm around my shoulder, hoisting him up as we began to rush to the nearest intersection. There were a few cars around and I stuck out my thumb trying to flag them down. Robert sat down on a bench behind me and closed his eyes. His chest rose and fell with each breath, causing a smoky haze to come from his mouth. It was so cold, it had to be about twenty degrees.

Wear with my uniform tomorrow? i know this may sound stupied but i lost a bet to my girlfriend and now i gottta let yall choose what i wear with my uniform tomorrow i also have to go to the gym when i get off and exercise also it will be 73 degrees and sunny blue polo uniform shirt under shirts 1. white tank 2. white nike sleeveless shirt 3. red converse sleeveless shirt 4. white/ blue sleeveless shirt 5. green sleeveless shirt pants 1. black walmart cargo shorts 2. Urban up black shorts Shoes 1. white addidas skate shoes 2. nike darts 3. a/e retro joggers i can't wear socks why my girlfriend said so Accessories I have to wear atleast 3-5 things please 1. panama jack necklace 2. Sharks tooth necklace 3. Timex Watch 4.Nike Watch 5. toe ring 6. Ron Jon Necklace 7. shell necklace 8. figaro chain 9. beaded necklace 10. aeropostal necklace 11. tribal necklace Punishments/ exercise I have to do atleast 7-9 things 1. whartenberg pin wheel on the feet 2. crop on the feet 3. rowing machine 4. push ups 5. exercise bike/ spanking machine 6. crunches 7. feet/ butt spanker machine 8. sit ups 9. running on a treadmill 10 .ski machine 11. leg press How long 1. 5-10 minutes 2. 10-15 mins 3. 15-45- mins 4. 45-1hr 5. 1-3 hrs 6. 3-7 hrs oh yeah for fun what should i wear under my pants 1. ladies panties 2. thong 3. boxers 4. commando also how should i wear my hair 1. pony tail 2. hair combed straight back 3. spiked

Wear with my uniform tomorrow? i know this may sound stupied but i lost a bet to my girlfriend and now i gottta let yall choose what i wear with my uniform tomorrow i also have to go to the gym when i get off and exercise and go shopping too also it will be 73 degrees and sunny blue polo uniform shirt under shirts 1. white tank 2. white nike sleeveless shirt 3. red converse sleeveless shirt 4. white/ blue sleeveless shirt 5. green sleeveless shirt 6.grey tank 7.navy blue sleevelees shirt pants 1. black walmart cargo shorts 2. Urban up black shorts Shoes 1. white addidas skate shoes 2. addidas falcons 3. a/e retro joggers 4.asics i can't wear socks why my girlfriend said so Accessories I have to wear atleast 3-5 things please 1. figargo chain 2. herringbone necklace with cross or nugget 3. Timex Watch 4.Nike Watch 5. toe ring 6. yellow live strong bracelet 7.shell anklet 8. white addidas bracelet 9. beaded necklace 10. american eagle necklace 11. aeropostal bracelet what temp tattoo should i put n and where 1.celtic cross 2.chinese dragon 3. the christian mary exercise I have to do atleast 7-9 things 1. ab curls 2. bicep curl machine 3. rowing machine 4. push ups 5. exercise bike 6. crunches 7. shoulder press 8. sit ups 9. running on a treadmill 10 .ski machine 11. leg press How long 1. 5-10 minutes 2. 10-15 mins 3. 15-45- mins 4. 45-1hr 5. 1-3 hrs 6. 3-7 hrs oh yeah for fun what should i wear under my pants 1. ladies panties 2. thong 3. boxers 4.commando

Wear with my uniform tomorrow? i know this may sound stupied but i lost a bet to my girlfriend and now i gottta let yall choose what i wear with my uniform tomorrow i also have to go to the gym when i get off and exercise and go shopping too also it will be 73 degrees and sunny blue polo uniform shirt under shirts 1. white tank 2. white nike sleeveless shirt 3. red converse sleeveless shirt 4. white/ blue sleeveless shirt 5. green sleeveless shirt 6.grey tank 7.navy blue sleevelees shirt pants 1. black walmart cargo shorts 2. Urban up black shorts Shoes 1. white addidas skate shoes 2. addidas falcons 3. a/e retro joggers 4.asics i can't wear socks why my girlfriend said so Accessories I have to wear atleast 3-5 things please 1. figargo chain 2. herringbone necklace with cross or nugget 3. Timex Watch 4.Nike Watch 5. toe ring 6. yellow live strong bracelet 7.shell anklet 8. white addidas bracelet 9. beaded necklace 10. american eagle necklace 11. aeropostal bracelet what temp tattoo should i put n and where 1.celtic cross 2.chinese dragon 3. the christian mary exercise I have to do atleast 7-9 things 1. ab curls 2. bicep curl machine 3. rowing machine 4. push ups 5. exercise bike 6. crunches 7. shoulder press 8. sit ups 9. running on a treadmill 10 .ski machine 11. leg press How long 1. 5-10 minutes 2. 10-15 mins 3. 15-45- mins 4. 45-1hr 5. 1-3 hrs 6. 3-7 hrs oh yeah for fun what should i wear under my pants 1. ladies panties 2. thong 3. boxers 4.commando

First date? If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates..but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.