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can give me your top ten reasons you hate the niners?

the best hating gets the my top rating, and ten points. if you can only come up with five thats cool too.heres my top 8 reasons to go to a niner game #8) nothing beats some chardonnay and cheese, sitting on the back of a minivan, and calling it tailgating #7) looking at the ladies purse sitting next to you and wondering if thats a chihuahua or a shitzu #6) going to the game with you brother and his boyfriend #5 knowing its ok to leave in the third quarter of a close game to watch law and order re-runs without getting bood #4)being able to wear the opponnents jersey without any fear #3)looking at the nfl's ugliest chearleaders all bundled up wearing god-awful red and gold ski-jackets #2)better make that two bottles of chardonnay, your brothers boyfriend is bringin his ex, and arizonas in town--your gettin silly wild today #1) watching them lose

Public Comments

1. Playing for a city full of sissies
2. Watching them lose?....well you will see a much diff niners this season
3. why have most most of the questions these days been about the niners? But anyway, it seems you only hate the niners because of their fans because their team is gonna be beasty this year.
4. Here's the only 2 I can think of: 2) Trading Joe Montana to the Kansas City Chiefs. Great way to show appreciation to the QB that got you 4 of your Super Bowl titles. 1) "The Catch". Being a Cowboys fan makes this choice self-explanatory.
5. #1 Wearing old jerseys trying to relive the glory days. #2 Trusting their season with a QB who had less than 50% completions his last game. #3 Praying for Montana's kids to grow up quicker. #4 Studying the Patriots on Madden. #5 A good season is 7-9 #6 losing is accpetable as long as you keep the fans in the stands through the 4th quarter.
6. #10 They are not the Chargers #9 They are in the mediocre NFC #8-1 I could really care less about the Niners.
7. I can give you one that dates back to a long time ago. When the niners wouldn't give Montana the start or at least attempt to try for the starting slot back in the Steve Young/ Joe Montana day. He demanded a trade to somewhere else and Kansas City picked him up. That year he tore into the Niners for the win. I really haven't liked the Niners since.
8. Gotta love the wine and cheese..... I travel all over the Bay Area for work and I couldn't believe when I had someone I work with tell me how they "partied" on the train home from the niners game. "There was this big group of people and they shared their wine and cheese with us" WTF that's not football. Sorry about the gay issue.....most of the gay guys I know think the Niners are pussies. I was at the Niner/ Raider pre season game and by half time all the holding cells and 3/4 of the ER in San Francisco were filled up with people from the game......my husband and I were talking to a couple of cops there and they were saying how bad Niner fans are and almost of the fights were started by Niner fans........go figure, and they say Raider fans are bad. There are many more reasons to hate the niners: (1) They have a crappy stadium with even worse parking. (2) It takes 4 hours just to leave the game (3) I've gotta give you the cheerleader one (4) My Brother and his boyfriend think the Niner's Su*k (5) You can't beat down your brothers boyfriends EX unless you pour wine on him and he goes home crying (6) at least cheese plugs up your butt. (i guess that's a plus) (7) THe team really needs to rename its' self........The Winers or the 69er's will work. (8) They have no hope of a good season. Sorry I guess I gave you 8 reasons NOT to go to a Niners game!!!!!