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blonde jokes?

Why do blondes get confused in the ladies toilet? *because they have to pull their own pants down* What's a blonde's idea of dental floss? *pubic hair* What does a blonde and a moped have in common? *they're both fun to ride, until a friend sees you on one* Why can't blondes water ski? *because when they get their crotch wet they think they have to lie down* Have you heard about the new paint called 'blonde' paint? *it's not very bright, but it spreads very easily*

Public Comments

  1. Funny
  2. Those are ok but check these out go to the website :-):http://www.dontmakemelaugh.com/jokes.asp?cat=blonde-jokes (DON'T FORGET TO PICK A JOKE :-0)
  3. the last one was the funniest, bravo.
  4. hahaha
  5. very funny ha ha
  6. LOL
  7. Lol
  8. THESE ARE BRILLIANT AND NAUGHTY I LIKE UR SENSE OF HUMOUR SEND ME MORE PLEASE!!!!
  9. those are a little weird but whatever
  10. What did the blonde's left leg say to the right? Between us we can make a lot of money!
  11. lol funni =D
  12. lol
  13. i didnt think they were too funny, thats rude to make fun of people because of hair color. what if i said, your hair is brown, so you must be a sh't head. think of it that way. i giggled a little on the last one tho. but think about what i said
  14. lmaoo two blondes walk into a building, you would have thought atleast one would of seen it :) x
  15. Definately the best blonde jokes I've heard in a long while.
  16. How many blond jokes are there? None, they are all true.
  17. clever
  18. Lol!
  19. Hey your avatar is blonde by chance you are also?
  20. haha
  21. lamo those were so stupid
  22. Yep, like'em. A little self sarcasm didn't hurt anybody.
  23. WOW! Simply terrific! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMAO! Star for you!!!
  24. Lol , those are hilarious !
  25. lol:)))
  26. That is another blonde joke, so funny.
  27. hahahaha!!! excellent lol thanks for the laugh.
  28. very funny thanks
  29. hahaha 10/10
  30. LOL… Thanks for the laugh.! Your star...!! ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ .
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